Songs in Code

I had assignments to do this weekend, so I’ve ripped the best from #songsincode twitter. Enjoy!

antallan: substring(“the tiger”,6,1)

elephanti: try { me.add(shirt) } catch (TooSexyException e) {}

elephanti: if (you.near() || you.far() || you.getLocation() != null) { myHeart.setGoOn(true); }

codepo8: if(dogs.location==’out’){instigator.enquire()/*repeat if needed*/}

elephanti: sweetDreams = SweetDreamsFactory.getInstance().generate(these));

jorgelamb: GET /whatImLookingFor HTTP/1.1 -> HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found

mediadonis: HTTP/1.1 417 Expectation Failed | Location: http://getsatisfaction.com

geekyjohn: function checkColour(colour) { if (colour==’black’ || colour==’white’) { doesntMatter=true; } }

dudester: if ( strcmp(living, “without you”) == 0) strcpy(i, “can’t live”)

akselsays: if (touch==ground) and (me==on_the_hunt) and (me==after_you): smell_like_i_sound(lost_in_a_crowd=true) me = HUNGRY(wolf=true)

Spiiikey: while(self.location <> yourdoor.location) walk(miles(500)); falldown();

nigelwatson: if ( car.colour == ‘#FF0000‘ && car.size == ‘big’ ) { me.ride.like.add(car); }

jblyberg if (!$you->can_dance || !$you->will_dance) { $me->friend($you) = FALSE; }

yahelc: If(you.happy()&&you.knowit()) you.clap(hands);

kirilnyc: [“they call me %s” % n for n in (‘girl’,’Stacey’,’her’,’Jane’) if n != my_name]

benuphoenix: if content_of_whispered_words$ == “wisdom” then let it$=”be” ;

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